Урок английского
Sep. 13th, 2002 02:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but they get her attention when she hears one of the men says the following:
"Emma come first. Then I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."
"You foul-mouthed pig" retorted the lady indignantly. In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public."
"Hey, coola down lady," the Italian man said.
"Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but they get her attention when she hears one of the men says the following:
"Emma come first. Then I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."
"You foul-mouthed pig" retorted the lady indignantly. In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public."
"Hey, coola down lady," the Italian man said.
"Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."