Новости цистерны.

Ну что, про GPS в холодильнике все в свое время посмеялись? А зря. Потому что Найки выпускает Running Shoes - революционные красные шаровары кроссовки, не просто соединенные с Интернетом, а соединенные самостоятельно без вашего ведома и присутствия.

В кроссовки встроен сенсор, который записывает все параметры вашего бега, засылает эти данные в ваш айпод, с которым в кармане вы бежите (а как же бегать нынче без айпода-то?!), соединяется со своим собственным соцнетворком (nikerunningshoesbuddies?), постит туда все эти данные с которыми вы бежите, автоматически твитает статус репорты в Твиттер и фейсбукает их в Фейсбук (чтобы все вокруг знали, что вы пошли покакать бежите в найкиранниншуз). Но этого мало, потому что кроссовки можно настроить на Foursquare.com - вебсервис, который соединит ваши кроссовки онлайн с городскими картами, местными достопримечательностями и другими GPS данными, а также через ваши кроссовки соединит вас с вашими друзьями и местами, в которых они находятся.

P.S. Я уже пошел дальше и предложил начальству свою новую идею - Заоблачные Интернет-Шнурки, в которые будет встроены не только вебсервис и Firefox, но и еще много чего. Хотя про это пока мне нельзя тут.

LJ #191602. Избранное 17. Мысли.

"Disgruntled employees should be given gruntle as soon as possible,
otherwise they can get nasty."

Tim Borodin, programmer-junk collector. Thought #1.
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"It's difficult to throw away an old garbage can you don't want anymore,
since the garbage collectors will never take it."

Tim Borodin, programmer-complainer. Thought #2.
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"If you have a headache, hit your hand 2 or 3 times with a big hammer.
You'll forget all about your headache."

Tim Borodin, programmer-carpenter. Thought #4.
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"I don't like politics. Just look at the derivation of the word: 'poli' from
the Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' which are small blood-sucking creatures."

Tim Borodin, programmer-skeptic. Thought #15.
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"If you come upon a fork in the road, you should follow the path
with less human skeletons along it."

Tim Borodin, programmer-hiker. Thought #16.
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"If the government really wants us to slow down on the highways, they don't need
to put more troopers on the road. It seems to me that it would be much more
effective to put fake smoking, steaming two-car accidents, complete with actors,
in the breakdown lane, every 10 miles or so. That always slows down traffic."

Tim Borodin, programmer-race car driver. Thought #19.
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"God!!! I want to bargain with you!"

Tim Borodin, programmer-negotiator. Thought #33.
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"Don't forget to turn off electricity power
when you are checking an electricity circuit!"

Tim Borodin, programmer-electrician. Thought #42.
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"Don't forget to turn off electricity power even if you
don't check electrical circuitry - simply environmentwise."

Tim Borodin, programmer-electrician. Thought #42 (edited).
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"Back when I was 5, my dad would tell me 'always use source control, son'.
Of course, I didn't understand what the heck he was talking about.
But now I do. NOW I do."

Tim Borodin, programmer-child-at-heart. Thought #7.6.2.1.
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"The impossible thing - is impossible! For example: it is impossible to travel
faster than the speed of light, and who would want to? No one would see it
and none will appreciate the effort."

Tim Borodin, programmer-astronaut. Thought without a number.
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"When you write a User Manual and one line in your Manual says: "Press the
button Start", the next line should say:"Release the button Start"!

Tim Borodin, programmer-tech writer. Thought #127.
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"Sometimes you don't even know where you are going, not only where you are."

Tim Borodin, programmer-philosopher. Thought #149.
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"God! If you can't make me skinny, please, make my friends fat!"

Tim Borodin, programmer-beautician. Thought #154.
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"With our unique yesterday's technology we solve your today's problems tomorrow!"

Tim Borodin, programmer-advertiser. Thought #171.
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"The real 'pain in the ass' is not when somebody grabs your ass.
Much worse when they do it and don't let go."

Tim Borodin, programmer-proctologist. Thought #216.
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"Men need their pants to hide their thoughts. And in case there are no thoughts
anymore, men need their pants to hide the fact - there are no more thoughts."

Tim Borodin, programmer-couturier. Thought #219.
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"If something started to go wrong it is going to be only worse
despite of any efforts to fix it."

Tim Borodin, programmer-system architect. Thought #318.
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"You might get to be a heck of a head of a family because you are a brilliant
actor or a great politician, but what keeps you in that position is how well
you rally your troops and keep them performing."

Tim Borodin, programmer-head of a household. Thought #572.
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"Give me a good specification to stand on, and I can move the business."

Tim Borodin, programmer-physicist. Thought # 574.
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Правильнописание частицы НЕ

Братцы, как научить русскоговорящий народ правильно управляться с частицей НЕ? И ведь не простые люди пишут, а "литераторы".

Откройте любой учебник по русскому языку и зарубите себе на всем носу как пишется НЕ.

Я УЖЕ УСТАЛ ПРО ЭТО РУГАТЬСЯ!!!!

Что такое невезет и как с ним бороться.

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We appreciate your willingness to serve, but due to the changing needs of the court, your service is no longer required. We apologize for any inconvenience this cancellation may cause.

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Суки, честное слово, хотел на работе закосить денек, емейл отправил "меня завтра на работе не ждите". Слов нет, какие же суки!