добавка к кондомам

Тут по журналам все ходит картинка с кондомами, раскрашенными в цвета компаний с их же девизами. Вздребезнул память по слоганам наших империалистических корпораций и вот что вышло (такое ощущение, что почти все слоганы подходят к кондомам!):

начнем с наших самых популярных Желтых Страниц и Тойоты -

"Let Your Fingers Do The Walking" – Yellow Pages
"Oh, what a feeling!" - Toyota
"Put a tiger in your tank" - Esso/Exxon
"Reach out and touch someone" - AT&T
"Don't leave home without it" - American Express
"You are in good hands" - Allstate Insurance
"Magically delicious" - Lucky Charms
"Enjoy the ride" - Nissan
"America’s most famous dessert" - Jell-O
"Flick my Bic" - Bic
"It takes a licking and keeps on ticking" - Timex
"Nothing sucks like an Electrolux" - Electrolux
"Connecting People" - Nokia
"M’m! M’m! Good!" – Campbell Soup
"Great taste, less filling" - Miller Light Beer
"Like a rock!" - Chevy
"The taste of a new generation" - Pepsi
"I can’t believe I ate the whole thing" - Alka-Seltzer
"Intel Inside" - Intel
"Imagine" - Samsung
"We Make IT Happen" - IBM
"Break through" - Cadillac
"The fun develops instantly" - Polaroid
"Good to the last drop" - Maxwell House coffee
"Sense and Simplicity" - Philips
"Think Small" – Volkswagen
"Can You Hear Me Now?" - Verizon
"How Are You?" - Vodafone
"Driving the Communication Revolution" - Cypress Semiconductor
"The happiest place on earth" - Disneyland
"Taking You Forward" - Ericsson
"Some of our best men are women" - U.S. Army
"It’s not a job. It’s an adventure" - U.S. Navy
"It’s everywhere you want to be" - VISA
"Built for the Road Ahead" - Ford
"The right relationship is everything" - JPMorgan Chase Bank
"Our repairmen are the loneliest guys in town" - Maytag Appliances
"Do the Dew" - Mountain Dew
"Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman" - Secret Deodorant
"Know How" - Canon
"Raising the Bar" - Cingular
"The ultimate driving machine" - BMW
"Taking Care of Business" - Office Depot
"Setting the Standards" - Airbus
"We try harder" - Avis
"Engineered for Life" - ITT
"We Never Forget Who We're Working For" - Lockheed Martin
"Forever New Frontiers" - Boeing
"Experience success" - Salesforce.com
"We bring good things to life" - General Electric
"Imagination at Work" - General Electric
"Inspire the Next" - Hitachi
"Hello. Moto" - Motorola
"Business Without Boundaries" - Nortel
"Ideas for Life" - Panasonic
"Get More out of Now" - Dell
"Strength On Your Side" - General Dynamics
"Expect more. Pay less" - Target
"Babies are our business" - Gerber

Феминисты, республиканцы и иже с ними просто о...ли!

Вот что сегодня появилось на знаменитой Диагонали в ЮМичигане. У меня нет слов. Жаль, что я сегодня не там.



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