мои комменты в отчете на пивном путче

[tima]

каждый брал бумажку и писал про каждое пиво. Если кому интересно - вот некоторое из того плохого, что я написал:


Tastes like a milkshake gone terribly wrong.

Ugly smoked salmon taste. That's always great in a beer.

Tastes like a dead rat's ass, and I ain't picturing a pretty rat.

If there ever was a beer, this is it.

Burnt coffee.

Tastes like а paper bag.

Beer sucks, but some guy next to me is wearing a bra. And a skirt, did I mention the skirt? Wow, a skirt.

The last orgasm like that cost me $50 bucks!

Tastes like a pine tree I once knew.

I imagine this is what water in the bottom of a dumpster would taste like.

What rhymes with cuke, duke, and luke? Oh right, puke!

Underwear squeezings.

I tasted camel spit. This is better.

The End Thank God (это было на последнее, я уже икал просто в этот момент)


кстати, если кому интересно - лучшими признаны по элям и лагерам:
1. Boulder Brewing Company Mojo IPA
2. Terminal Gravity IPA
3. Otter Creek Summer Ale

по темным:
1. Left Hand Brewing Company Milk Stout