устал

[tima]

устал я, братцы. Просто устал. Бесконечный какой-то круг, без времени, пределов, остановок, перекуров. Как у ослика, который воду качает, ходя в оглобле. У всех новый год, а у меня колесо беличье. А выход из него я давно потерял. Если он вообще там был.

Что делать?

(А сзади уже слышу: Stop whining, you cocksucker! Quit you complains and get back to the hamsterwheel, we all're waiting for you, you son of the bitch!

так что извините - зовут, надо идти)


fuck it.

Comments

[-fro-.livejournal.com]

Good. 'cause if you keep whining, I'm going to demand you immediately turn in your penis to those of us who actually have balls. ;)

[tima.livejournal.com]

I may be don't have balls

but I'm sure - I do have guts

[-fro-.livejournal.com]

How can you not have balls? They come as a set with the penis. Of course, if not utilized, they shrivel up and fall off.

Besides, if you have guts, you probably have balls, too; they are connected, you know. :)

"they are connected"

[tima.livejournal.com]

you never know... all these new research and stuff...

and regarding the balls... I haven't looked at them for a while, so they may be long gone by now - I even didn't noticed...

but as well I may have them - have to look.

Re: "they are connected"

[-fro-.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. You should be able to feel them - they must get in the way when you're walking.

I could never live with that thing between my legs. It's so uncomfortable.

On the other hand, it's much easier to pee, and I love to pee...

Hm.

Dilemma, однако.

P.S. Sneak a feel under your desk while no one is looking - just to make sure they're still there.

I could never live with that thing between my legs

[tima.livejournal.com]

tell me about it!

and you're right! That's what get in the way!!!! I couldn't understand for a long time - what the heck is it! So I DO have them!

P.S. Just doublechecked as you've suggested. There is something in between... I am all set then.