мои комменты в отчете на пивном путче
Aug. 8th, 2006 08:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
timaкаждый брал бумажку и писал про каждое пиво. Если кому интересно - вот некоторое из того плохого, что я написал:
Tastes like a milkshake gone terribly wrong.
Ugly smoked salmon taste. That's always great in a beer.
Tastes like a dead rat's ass, and I ain't picturing a pretty rat.
If there ever was a beer, this is it.
Burnt coffee.
Tastes like а paper bag.
Beer sucks, but some guy next to me is wearing a bra. And a skirt, did I mention the skirt? Wow, a skirt.
The last orgasm like that cost me $50 bucks!
Tastes like a pine tree I once knew.
I imagine this is what water in the bottom of a dumpster would taste like.
What rhymes with cuke, duke, and luke? Oh right, puke!
Underwear squeezings.
I tasted camel spit. This is better.
The End Thank God (это было на последнее, я уже икал просто в этот момент)
кстати, если кому интересно - лучшими признаны по элям и лагерам:
1. Boulder Brewing Company Mojo IPA
2. Terminal Gravity IPA
3. Otter Creek Summer Ale
по темным:
1. Left Hand Brewing Company Milk Stout
Tastes like a milkshake gone terribly wrong.
Ugly smoked salmon taste. That's always great in a beer.
Tastes like a dead rat's ass, and I ain't picturing a pretty rat.
If there ever was a beer, this is it.
Burnt coffee.
Tastes like а paper bag.
Beer sucks, but some guy next to me is wearing a bra. And a skirt, did I mention the skirt? Wow, a skirt.
The last orgasm like that cost me $50 bucks!
Tastes like a pine tree I once knew.
I imagine this is what water in the bottom of a dumpster would taste like.
What rhymes with cuke, duke, and luke? Oh right, puke!
Underwear squeezings.
I tasted camel spit. This is better.
The End Thank God (это было на последнее, я уже икал просто в этот момент)
кстати, если кому интересно - лучшими признаны по элям и лагерам:
1. Boulder Brewing Company Mojo IPA
2. Terminal Gravity IPA
3. Otter Creek Summer Ale
по темным:
1. Left Hand Brewing Company Milk Stout
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Лучше икай от смеха
Date: 2006-08-08 08:53 pm (UTC)